try not to be a serial murderer
if people find out
no one will sit next to you on the bus
no one will want to dance with you
people even creepier than you are
will ask for your autograph
and take it home
and add it to a pile
that means even less than your list of dead did
you'll get to be a has-been
a boring creepo
and people won't even try
to overhear you at cocktail parties
to hear about the movie
nobody will make about your exploits
and even the next fad serial killer
won't want to kill you
because you're so boring
From The Troubles (1993)
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clearly nobody will want to sit next to you on the bus because you are trying too hard.
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